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Summary: Ed-209 sets out for an adventure at summer camp. Unfortunately his little monster Meat sneaks along for the ride. The only thing worse than camp food is Ed-209 getting his circuit wet and… Well, lets save that for the story.

Let this turd loose to squirm in the bloody battle on the banks of the Amazon River while two men engage in battle against their fears of homophobia in front of neo nazi feminists who film their reality show pressing the issue of emasculating anything with testosterone that drives the production of automobiles which we all know is the greatest source of pollution and inequality, however no one will say this because we have loved cars since the kid at the play ground said, “Hey, that’s my Hot Wheels!”

Q&A with Bridget
Why don’t you tell us a little about what you write.

Well, my name is Bridget Chase and as you already know I’m a writer. What you might not know is that I consider myself an artist first and foremost. Words are merely my medium for expressing views of both the world I live and about art and fiction itself. I believe fiction to be a sad state of affairs currently. Most readers expect to pay less for a book than they do toilet paper to wipe their asses.

I write art and in so doing believe what I am making to be lets say a fine dessert. My stories are for pleasure but not just a means to burn through a certain word count as seems to be the goal of some readers. It is meant to be enjoyed slowly savoring its combination of ingredients celebrating a intoxicating confection.

I like to write short stories that aren’t the typical chapter books that line the shelves where creativity dies. I am always laughing and find a lot of humor in the world. 80’s action movies to me are comedy. I love terrible low budget movies from the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s. Martial art films are the best if you want great laughs and horror… horror is always hysterical. I pull pop culture from TV, movies and celebrities that span many decades. I guess I take all these pop culture trivia and knowledge that has been injected into my mind and let it flow out in weird mashups, of parody satire and action humor. My stories are like vending machine candy of delicious fun and silly writing.

Only recently I think I finally found the genre or group in which my writing shares similarities. It’s called Bizarro Fiction. The movement started in 2005 and even has enough people for the annual BizarroCon to take place. Some of the better known books are Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick, Kevin L. Donihe’s House of Houses, Adolf in Wonderland, You are a Sloth and Shatnerquake. So I am hoping to find readers from this fandom.

Although Bizarro Fiction has elements that can be seen in my stories it is still not a satisfying match for me. So I will assert that my genre of writing is called Himbi. Himbi is a word of my own creation and means to live in the present moment, pulling the total amount of pleasure found there. My art, my writing is Himbi Fiction. You might be confused until you read a few of my stories and then I think you will understand.

How are your short stories unique?

Like I said before my stories are blended pop culture that I bend and twist it into strange mutations of the original plot lines to movies and tv. I weave celebrities and world together into new and funny mashups. It is all very bizarre but super funny. They hold some real drama, action, horror, generous helping of sex and move really fast in unpredictable ways. You will find martial art, next to sex in a land of horror, with actors playing roles they never played to the story line of your favorite movie with parallels to another movie that you never thought held any connection.

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